In His Own Words
About him
The best man in the world? Oh, he's a real sight to behold! Picture this: a man so bold, he challenges the sun to staring contests and wins every time. His confidence could make Kanye West blush, and his swagger could outshine a disco ball on steroids. He doesn't just break the mold; he smashes it with a sledgehammer and then turns it into modern art. His jokes are so sharp, they've been known to cut through steel egos, and his wit could outpace a cheetah on Red Bull. He's the kind of guy who walks into a room, and the room suddenly realizes it's not cool enough for him. His fashion sense? Impeccable. He could wear a trash bag and make it look like haute couture. And as for his ego? Well, let's just say it's bigger than the universe itself. But hey, when you're the best man in the world, who's gonna argue?
About his ideal match
Ah, the perfect woman, a creature so rare that she makes Bigfoot look like a regular at your local coffee shop. She's got the patience of a saint, the humor of a stand-up comedian, and the multitasking skills of an overcaffeinated octopus running a Fortune 500 company. Her cooking? Oh, forget about Michelin stars; she's got galaxies named after her culinary creations. Her fashion sense is so impeccable that even the most prestigious fashion designers come to her for advice. And her ability to navigate social situations? Let's just say Machiavelli would take notes. In the bedroom, she's a combination of Aphrodite and a contortionist, leaving partners wondering if they just stumbled into a Cirque du Soleil performance. But hey, finding the perfect woman is like finding a unicorn riding a leprechaun while juggling flaming swords — utterly fantastical and probably the plot of the next Hollywood blockbuster.
What His Friends Say
Frankcastle30 hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Glastonbury (Bristol), Somerset, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
30 | |
Star sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
5' 5" (165cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Below Average | |
Hair colour: |
Bald | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Ask me later | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Trying to Quit | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district BA5 (Wells) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
26 - 36 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 1" (156cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Cautious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Mild; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Hair style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Body art: |
I don't have any; Pierced ears; Navel ring; One piercing; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Muzak; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; Scottish |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Mystery |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
TV programmes: |
News |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
Movie preferences: |
Adult |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Knitting; Voluntary work |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Birdwatching; Bungee jumping; Fishing; Golf; Horse Riding; Walking; Wrestling; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Out of control |
Time at work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Doing household chores |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm seeing several people |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power |
Work aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Dream home: |
Tent in the woods |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Feelings about using Real People Dating: |
Embarrassed |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
